Dab Session Coked Up Sharks: 5 Wild Things to Know

A dab session coked up sharks episode was not on anyone’s 2024 bingo card, but here we are. Fordee sits down with the Bomb E-Rig for a proper dabbing session and riffs on two genuinely wild real-world news stories: sharks off the coast of Brazil testing positive for cocaine, and a one-year-old baby who somehow survived two days alone on a Louisiana highway. Equal parts stoner commentary and actual news, this is what Herbistry420 does best.

The Setup: Bomb E-Rig Dab Session for This Dab Session Coked Up Sharks Episode

The bomb e-rig review was already done the week before, and this bomb e-rig dab session revisits it in action, but felt the review didn’t capture what makes it great. So he went back in for a full session to give it a proper showcase. Loaded up, ball cap closed, five clicks to power on, two clicks to start heating. The countdown begins, temp set to 430°F, battery at full charge.

The first hit is a big one. Milky, lung-expanding, slightly over-ambitious — exactly the kind of hit that makes you realize the dab session is officially going to go somewhere interesting. The Bomb E-Rig has a large oven for its size and price point, includes a joystick ball cap, and hits harder than its entry-level classification suggests. The one trade-off is that the glass isn’t upgradeable beyond one additional optional piece, and there are no aftermarket atomizer options. But for what it is, it delivers.

Dab Session Coked Up Sharks: What the News Actually Said

The cocaine sharks Brazil news story — spinner sharks off the coast of Brazil tested positive for cocaine. Not just a couple of sharks — every single sample. Researchers believe the source is drug traffickers dumping product into the sea to avoid law enforcement seizures. The concentration of cocaine in the water has reached a level where the marine life absorbs it directly.

This is peak stoner news commentary territory — Fordee’s perspective comes from personal experience as a spearfisher. He’s spent time in the Mediterranean, and while shark encounters are rare there, the idea of cocaine-addled sharks in any ocean is enough to give any diver pause. His analysis: a coked-up shark would either be extremely chatty and social (wanting to tell you about their week) or aggressively confrontational. The Goodfellas reference lands well. Either way, you probably don’t want to be in the water with one.