Stoned Book Review: 5 Hilarious Moments from "F***, Now There Are Two of You!"

Welcome to the most chaotic stoned book review on the internet. Fordee from Herbistry420 got absolutely blasted on a Rogue Wax Works Megacicle and a cold-start dab combo, then attempted to read “F***, Now There Are Two of You!” by Adam Mansbach out loud — with predictably hilarious results. If you’ve ever tried reading while stoned and completely lost the plot, you already know how this goes.

What Is This Stoned Book Review All About?

The book, “F***, Now There Are Two of You!” is the hilarious follow-up to the cult classic “Go the F*** to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach. It’s written from the perspective of a kid who just found out they’re getting a sibling — and the tone is exactly as unhinged as you’d expect. Fordee decided the best way to review it was after hitting a Megacicle (one of the hardest-hitting portable vapes on the market) followed by a cold-start dab in the Black Leaf Squizzle Bong. The result? Pure chaos. Beautiful, unfiltered stoner chaos.

This is what happens when funny cannabis reading meets a book that was already designed to make adults lose it. The Megacicle alone would have done anyone in, but combined with a dab? Fordee was in another dimension before page three.

5 Highlights From This Stoned Book Review

1. The Mom Phone Call Delay — Right after the first Megacicle hit, Fordee’s mom called. He had to pause the whole video, chat with her, then come back and hit the Megacicle again. By the time the cameras were rolling, he was already deeply baked.
2. Losing His Train of Thought Immediately — Fordee set up the dab, sat down, and then just… forgot he was recording. The moment he snapped back to reality saying “Wait, we’re making a video” is peak getting high and reading energy.
3. The Diaper Brand Called “Dumps” — Only someone truly elevated would clock a background detail in a children’s book illustration, laugh for 30 seconds, and declare “I have such an immature sense of humor.” Accurate.