How High Were You Last Night: 5 Hilarious Clues

How high were you last night? We all know how easy it is to play detective after a heavy drinking session — you check the camera roll, scroll Facebook for mysterious new friends, and piece together the night. But what about the cannabis equivalent? How do you figure out how high you got last night when all you have are munchie wrappers and a suspiciously empty ice cream tub?

Fordee from Herbistry420 breaks it down with a relatable short storytime. Here are 5 hilarious clues that reveal just how deep into the clouds you were the night before.

How High Were You Last Night vs. After a Drinking Session

With alcohol, the morning detective work is obvious. You open your camera roll and cringe. You find Instagram posts tagging people you don’t remember meeting. You check Facebook and discover you now have 12 new friends. The evidence is everywhere and embarrassingly documented.

Cannabis doesn’t leave the same trail — but it definitely leaves a trail. Instead of mystery photos and regretted DMs, you get high last night clues that are way more wholesome (and slightly more delicious). Think popsicle sticks and suspiciously empty snack containers.

5 Tell-Tale Signs You Were Extremely High Last Night

1. The Trash Can Investigation

Fordee’s first move the morning after? Open the trash can. This is your cannabis munchies evidence vault. Popsicle sticks, empty chip bags, fruit stems — whatever’s in there tells you exactly how far you went. In Fordee’s case: multiple popsicle wrappers, his girlfriend’s ice cream container (she was not pleased), and a grape stem situation. The trash can doesn’t lie.

2. The Camera Roll Check

Just like with drinking, the camera roll is a goldmine. High you apparently loved filming random moments of the TV show you were watching — complete with your own laugh track recorded over the top. It’s a classic stoner memory test you didn’t know you were taking.