What Do You Think About Stoned — 5 Wild Thoughts

So — what do you think about stoned? That’s the question Fordee’s buddy asks him constantly. And rather than just shrugging, Fordee built an entire Dear Ganja Diary session around it. Over a dab on the iSpire Wand and Chill Steel Pipe, he shared his 5 wildest stoner deep thoughts — from alphabet history to competitive sperm memory. What do you think about stoned? Probably weirder than you’d admit. Here are Fordee’s.

What Do You Think About Stoned? Fordee’s 5 Wild Thoughts

These are real, unfiltered things to think about stoned — the kind that feel earth-shatteringly important mid-high and vaguely embarrassing sober. Fordee owns every single one:

1. The alphabet origin rabbit hole. Who decided to put letters in that order? Fordee spiraled on this mid-dab and found out the Phoenicians organized the alphabet around 3,000 years ago to share language across villages. Pure stoner deep thoughts energy: feels vital in the moment, irrelevant 20 minutes later.
2. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? This is peak things to think about when high territory. Classic stoner logic that never fully resolves. Fordee didn’t figure it out either. Nobody ever does.
3. Why does his buddy remember being a competitive sperm? His friend — a daily edibles user — once told Fordee he remembers swimming really fast as a sperm because he had to beat the others. Fordee immediately pointed out the flaw: no brain, no memory. The man doubled down. “That’s where my competitive nature comes from.” Certified stoner deep thoughts right there.
4. What is he even doing right now? After one milky hit off the iSpire Wand, Fordee forgot he was filming. He came back to awareness, looked at the camera, and said “wait — what am I doing?” Things to think about when high: apparently include the concept of being alive.
5. Racing brain vs. one clear thought. Fordee’s default mode is four simultaneous thoughts. Stoned, it narrows to one. He paints in this state — the mental F1 race slows to a cruise. Cannabis as a cognitive narrow-down tool: valid for some, not for all.

Stoner Deep Thoughts: Why Cannabis Unlocks Them

Cannabis affects the prefrontal cortex in ways that increase associative thinking — connecting ideas that the sober brain dismisses as unrelated. This is why stoner deep thoughts like “who invented the alphabet” feel genuinely important at 11pm on a Tuesday. THC creates mental space for the questions your practical, task-oriented brain normally filters out. It’s not random noise — it’s your brain exploring freely.

Not everyone uses that space the same way. Some people think about stoned with full research mode activated: opening tabs, taking notes, going deep on a topic they’ll never return to. Others just vibe. Both are equally valid uses of a good dab session. What do you think about stoned? Leave it in the comments — Fordee genuinely wants to know.