Stoned Book Review: 5 Hilarious Moments from "F***, Now There Are Two of You!"

Welcome to the most chaotic stoned book review on the internet. Fordee from Herbistry420 got absolutely blasted on a Rogue Wax Works Megacicle and a cold-start dab combo, then attempted to read “F***, Now There Are Two of You!” by Adam Mansbach out loud — with predictably hilarious results. If you’ve ever tried reading while stoned and completely lost the plot, you already know how this goes.

What Is This Stoned Book Review All About?

The book, “F***, Now There Are Two of You!” is the hilarious follow-up to the cult classic “Go the F*** to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach. It’s written from the perspective of a kid who just found out they’re getting a sibling — and the tone is exactly as unhinged as you’d expect. Fordee decided the best way to review it was after hitting a Megacicle (one of the hardest-hitting portable vapes on the market) followed by a cold-start dab in the Black Leaf Squizzle Bong. The result? Pure chaos. Beautiful, unfiltered stoner chaos.

This is what happens when funny cannabis reading meets a book that was already designed to make adults lose it. The Megacicle alone would have done anyone in, but combined with a dab? Fordee was in another dimension before page three.

5 Highlights From This Stoned Book Review

1. The Mom Phone Call Delay — Right after the first Megacicle hit, Fordee’s mom called. He had to pause the whole video, chat with her, then come back and hit the Megacicle again. By the time the cameras were rolling, he was already deeply baked.
2. Losing His Train of Thought Immediately — Fordee set up the dab, sat down, and then just… forgot he was recording. The moment he snapped back to reality saying “Wait, we’re making a video” is peak getting high and reading energy.
3. The Diaper Brand Called “Dumps” — Only someone truly elevated would clock a background detail in a children’s book illustration, laugh for 30 seconds, and declare “I have such an immature sense of humor.” Accurate.
4. Gliding Through Another Dimension — At one point Fordee described the experience as being on “another dimension” but somehow still managing to read. His words: “I’m on this weird another dimension, but at the same rhythm and somehow I’m gliding.” That’s the Megacicle + dab combo talking.
5. The Squirrels Analysis — Fordee paused mid-page to analyze three cartoon squirrels in the background: “Two are on the run. One up to no good.” This is the kind of insight you only get from a proper stoner book challenge session.

About the Gear Used in This Session

The two devices that turned this into a legendary cannabis entertainment session:

• Rogue Wax Works Megacicle — One of the hardest-hitting portable vapes available. It requires a torch for heating and has a serious learning curve for timing, but when you get it right, it delivers an intense hit. Paired with a cold-start dab, you’re not reading anything coherently for a while.
• Black Leaf Squizzle Bong — Used for the cold-start dab portion of the session. Save 15% off at BlackLeaf using coupon code herb420.

About “F***, Now There Are Two of You!” by Adam Mansbach

Adam Mansbach first blew up with Go the F*** to Sleep, a “children’s book for adults” that became a bestseller. The sequel, F***, Now There Are Two of You, takes the same darkly comedic approach but focuses on the older sibling’s perspective when a new baby arrives. It’s packed with profanity, sardonic humor, and illustrations that are way funnier when you’re elevated. The book is illustrated by Owen Brozman and is absolutely not for children — despite looking like one.