Funny Stoner Story Time — 5 Lessons from a 125mg Edible Bus Trip

Welcome to funny stoner story time — Herbistry420 edition. This episode features one of Fordee’s most chaotic cannabis adventures: a bus trip to Laughlin, Nevada where a misread edible package turned into a 125mg disaster. If you’ve ever wondered what accidentally taking too many edibles on a bus feels like, this story has all the details — plus 5 hard-earned lessons you can steal without suffering the consequences.

Funny Stoner Story Time: The 125mg Edible Bus Trip

About 10 years ago, Fordee’s friend organized a bus trip from Los Angeles to Laughlin, Nevada — think Vegas’s budget stepchild — for veterans through the VFW. Most passengers were in their 70s. Fordee and his buddy were the degenerates in the back with a half bottle of Jack Daniels. Classic setup for a funny stoner story time.

Halfway through the trip, a friend slides over and secretly hands Fordee a package of gummies. Five gummies. 50mg each. 250mg total. She says: “I know you like weed — enjoy.” What a friend. Here’s where the story becomes a stoner story time edibles gone wrong classic.

The Dosage Misread That Started It All

Fordee and his buddy flip over the package. It reads: Dosage = One. Not “one gummy.” Not “one piece.” Just “one.” Drunk on Jack Daniels, the logic that hit was clear: the dosage is one package. So they split it. Two and a half gummies each. 125mg of edibles each — on a bus, drunk, with nowhere to go. This is the foundation of every accidentally took too many edibles on a bus story ever told.

At the time, Fordee’s edible tolerance was around 10mg. He now takes 30mg nightly without issue, and 125mg edibles experience on a bus would floor almost anyone. The math was brutal. They were cooked.

What 125mg Edibles on a Bus Actually Feels Like

The 125mg edibles experience on a bus that followed was something neither of them would forget. Fordee describes it as feeling like a locked-in coma — he could see, hear, and feel everything, but speaking and moving were nearly impossible. His buddy went full stone statue: completely shut down, non-responsive, getting wet-willied by the purple-haired girl behind them and not even reacting.

At the rest stop, Fordee managed to get off to use the bathroom. A man in his mid-70s approached him, recognized the state he was in, and offered “nose nachos” — a bump of something energetic — to help him function. It let Fordee talk again but kept him wired and unable to sleep. He describes it as going from one kind of horrible to a different kind of horrible.

5 Lessons from This Funny Stoner Story Time

1. Read the cannabis edible package dosage carefully — “Dosage = One” means one unit, not one package. Always read the cannabis edible package dosage before eating anything.
2. Know your tolerance before escalating — 10mg tolerance ≠ 125mg territory. Never jump doses, especially in public situations.
3. Never mix edibles and alcohol before a long trip — the combination amplified everything and there was no escape. A bus is not the place to accidentally took too many edibles on a bus experiment.
4. Have an exit strategy — if you’re going to consume edibles, be somewhere safe where you can rest if needed.
5. Stoner story time ends with lost vacation time — they slept for 4 hours upon arriving in Laughlin instead of gambling. Day one: gone.